A while back, Fernando blogged this here on Tumblr about me.
Here’s what happened:
Lara is the bartender on Monday nights, she has the sorry duty of putting up with the awful, awful comedy of Fernando Soltero and his minions. Not to say that some aren’t hilarious… it happened now and then, but those comedians quickly moved on to other venues that were better-promoted and more hightly sought-after. Such is life.
In the final 10 seconds of Fernando’s sign-off from yet another awful, not-profitable comedy show at Fibbar’s, I played a cricket noise on my cell phone for a fellow-suffer of the not-comedy that was the offering of this unfunny clown.
For this I have been assaulted verbally not in person, not up front like a man, but by a coward, in blogs like this and on microphones at who knows which shows he’s managed to book. I am “the crickets guy” and other such references.
Fernando is not funny. I can leave that to you to decide
But he’s also a wimp. A coward. A pussy.
Tonight was his final night performing is lame workout room at Fibbar MaGees’s in Sunnyvale, and he chose to call me out with “he should die,” while I was 50 feet from him. Is this a man? No. Is this a coward? That’s being generous.
I hope I run into Fernando at some point, maybe we can sort out his differences with me. We’ll need to step outside, though. Man to man. If he can hold up his end up that bargain.
I hate to start the subject matter to such a vulgar subject title, but that is the best way I can describe this subject. We comics try to do new material as much as possible. Open Mic’s are a way of perfecting a bit before its ready to be released amongst a paid public. As a show that is free…
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A while back, Fernando blogged this here on Tumblr about me. Here’s what happened: Lara is
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